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nose bang

a nose bang is when a man or woman shoves his or hers anus or vagina. this is a used method to cause an orgasm.
man: ey girl!
woman: wot?
man: wanna get nose banged?
woman: fuk yea
*splooshch*
woman: aaaaaaaa!
by nose bang February 6, 2018
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nose recorder

an aesthetically pleasing woodwind that is powered off of the bones 80 000 men, a true work of art that can only be described as talent, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.

@filthyfrank
"hey m9 im boutta smash this nose recorder with my hairy nostril wanna see"
"dude"
"bro"
"fuCK YEAH I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT"
by lmaoiwannadie November 23, 2017
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Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.
Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!
by Buddhistboy April 2, 2022
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Bear’s Nose

When you’re pushing for a dump but you’ve gotta hold it, and it’s just poking out. That’s a bear’s nose.
Dude 1: Are we almost there, I’ve gotta bear’s nose going on.
by Dudeson May 13, 2023
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AssCrack Nose

Noun; A protruding, dually bulbous, butt shaped nose tip.
Yo, did you see that guy's AssCrack nose? Wow, she has a huge AssCrack nose! Hey, can you smell the garlic in this sauce with that AssCrack nose?
by your sis-in-law November 20, 2013
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Spicy Nose

When you jump into water and there's a spicy, burning in your nostrils. Goes away after a period of time
*jumps into water and gets out*
"Fuck! I have spicy nose."
by pipeclogger June 23, 2020
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Chalking the Nose Cue

The act of being so into a 69, your nose enters her rectum, causing a brown rub on your nose tip...
"Dude, Christine had me so into 69ing with her last night, I didn't realize how much I got into her; I chalked my nose cue..."
"Mark, that is REALLY Chalking the Nose Cue}, it's still there! WASH YOUR FACE!!!"
by DirtyMark27 December 11, 2017
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