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Max

A Max is a sweet and caring guy. He may be reserved or introverted, but he always listens and he will always be there for you. He’ll go to parties with you simply because he knows you want to go, and he’ll follow you on any crazy adventure. He’s so incredibly funny and has a family guy reference for any event in life. A Max cares for you, is there for you, his support is always felt. He may have gorgeous grey eyes, he’s tall and so incredibly handsome. He will love the same dogs as you, introduce you to incredible music, cook you meals and go on hikes with you. Perhaps he won’t even be aware of it, but through his own love he will give you the most incredible gift of all: the ability to love yourself. I hope that Max finds the same happiness in his partner, that his partner finds in him.
Person 1: I just started dating this incredible guy. He’s so hot and so sweet to me, I love the way he always supports me!

Person 2: Is his name Max?

Person 1: How did you know?:)
by Basilbutter November 21, 2021
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Max

The ultimate boy-fucker
by 12345six February 6, 2024
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poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant
yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently
by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024
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Max

A Guy which has a huge dick and always smokes weed
when max is in the room, everything smells like weed
by john xinaa November 25, 2021
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Max

Max is funny, nice, and sporty. he will stand up for his friends and family.
max made a nice catch in football today
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy
Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.
by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021
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max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.
by coll-in169 March 3, 2022
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