The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".

Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom

by the stanky leg April 5, 2009

goat blooded

Having the greatest blood of all time! Made my the GOAT master Isaac Molina.

Isaac: I'm not cold blooded. I'm goat blooded.

by Chubbychandler June 1, 2017

Goat

Polo G

Guy 1: Rod Wave is the motherfucking goat
Guy 2: Rod Wave is Polo G?
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: you heard me is Rod Wave, Polo G?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: so don't call him the goat his music is good but he isn't the goat Polo G is the motherfucking goat

by LiquifyWithIce April 20, 2021

Verti-goat

A common denominator of a peculiar term of events once, formed during once’s ramdom conversation on a road trip from one of the Uks largest docks. Now a trademark named apparel company trading in the southwest.

Is one feeling dizzy? Do you have vertigo or has one got verti-goat

by Karl-popper December 28, 2022

Goat-work

Someone who enables another person's behavior to be peak.

Phoenix's sister interacting with Toasty is Goat-work fr fr!!

by ToastyVA October 16, 2024

GOAT

Lebron. Raymone. James.

“You saw Lebron dropped 60 the last night!?”
“Of course I did, he’s the goat!”

by Lebronglazer2233 February 1, 2025

gawk goat

A Gawk Goat is a legendary specimen that is fine and rare. One of a kind in Nature. They have the ability to satisfy a man simply with the gawk gawk 3000 alone within seconds.

I heard Matt H caught him a Gawk Goat. That explains why he hasn’t been out in months.

by Trueelite3 February 24, 2023