flatfoof

When you’re playing Scrabble with friends and you mishear the played word and think it’s “flatfoofs” instead of flatfoots, so everyone laughs at you.

You thought she played flatfoofs? What the hell is a “flatfoof”, you idiot.

by XPhoenix9 June 21, 2018

Flatlining

Seeking out death or just embarrassment... Either recklessly or purposefully.

"Oh No! This dude is flatlining. Ignore him."

Becky-, "This guy is hitting on me pretty hard. Should I give him my number?
Kelly-, "He might just be flatlining. Ask him what you told him your name was."

by Someguy1984 July 5, 2018

flatulencephobia

The fear of righteous flatulence.

"Dude, I don't know how to tell you this, but I've been suffering from chronic flatulencephobia ever since my wife held my head under the covers after a long night of white castle burgers."

by Hoseschlange July 10, 2018

Flattoid

A person that believes the earth is flat, a flat earther.

the flattoids always make big claims, but always lack of evidence

by HaloNest August 26, 2018

flatterbruh

to compliment your bros and making them blush

BRO, your flatterbruh me

by wow technoloy September 10, 2018

FlatRack

The meaning of a female who has little to no measurments for their breasts

That girl is a flatRack! she has no titties!!

by Kirito247 October 17, 2018

Flatrack

A definition of a girl with little to no size in the breasts

She is a Flatrack! No titties!

by Kirito247 October 17, 2018