Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020

yt cape

The gamertag of a person on Xbox that is bad at every game and plays "Fishing Sim World".

yt cape is horrible at games

by Moo Moo Juice February 9, 2020

Magic Carpet

Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.

Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020

ali-carpetdog

a cat that is in love with everything that has to do with a slice of thiccc bologna. (aka CJ the bologna cat.) (also know as Molly’s cat.)

Molly has an Ali-carpetdog.

by jjjbigtoes June 3, 2020

scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!

I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)

by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020

groupon caper

An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.

Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.

by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020

no caperonies

when you want to add stronger belief to what your saying ,like another confirmation of truth.

i believe she did it ,no caperonies!

by it’s.mi_mi/ samiya December 6, 2020