Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
by ChelseyBby. February 22, 2010
1: something awesome that is at the same time not awesome.
2:Something Spiffy that is to be collected
3: a way of describing Chuck Norris
4: Something that is dangerous but is likely to be done anyways
2:Something Spiffy that is to be collected
3: a way of describing Chuck Norris
4: Something that is dangerous but is likely to be done anyways
1 When Jill tossed the bottle of hairspray into the fire the blast was Super-Wicked-Ninja-cool as it got us kicked out
1 when jack farted i couldn't breathe but it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool as his sister passed out
2 Didja see that Mustange? it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
3 Chuck Norris is Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
4 it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool when Tommy jumped on that wild bull and rode him across the field
1 when jack farted i couldn't breathe but it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool as his sister passed out
2 Didja see that Mustange? it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
3 Chuck Norris is Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
4 it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool when Tommy jumped on that wild bull and rode him across the field
by Levian July 23, 2009
by alan October 19, 2004
The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
by Fatboy33 May 05, 2006
by *~JAHJAH~* January 22, 2007
When someone has taken upon themselves to be calm about something, that might be just a little exciting.
by Merrily McCarthy July 23, 2003
Mom: hey hunny go get your winter boots on its snowing
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"
son: "moooom no but i'm too cool for my boots"
by ilyatinycdai December 18, 2019