United Auto Workers 

A groop of overpayed automotive line workers, who are extremely lazy and dont care about their job.

The United Auto Workers union, is the association that these imcompitent line workers are a part of that fights with the auto company to get more money for the greedy workers, and to also help pervent replacing a workers job with a robot.

Those lazy United Auto Workers, i wish that the auto companys go bankrupt so that they can get rid of these leeches, and start back up agian with 8$/h burger flippers.

United Auto Workers by Ralph11111 May 22, 2009

cow-worker 

As a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. The differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. One is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scraps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. The other gives us milk.

"Gary, do you have that report done I asked you for this morning?"
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."

cow-worker by Cronocke March 24, 2008

Gray Collar Workers

A Gray Collar Worker is a member of the service class. While a blue collar worker is a proletarian and primarily manual labour worker (such as a factory worker), and a white collar worker is a bourgeoisie class member (a lawyer).

The Gray Collar Working class does not have the riches of the white collar workers, nor the pride, nor unity of a blue collar worker.

The greatest work on Gray Collar Workers is in the film "Fight Club." It describes the lack of self-confidence, feeling of no masculinity, and the feeling of incompetence with near perfection.

Examples of a Gray Collar Worker:
-Security Guard
-Convenience Store Clerk
-Fast Food Worker
-Waiter
You get the point.

Gray Collar Workers by Jack Red February 5, 2005

worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

worksturbate by sinisterbabysitter February 22, 2008

Co-Worker 

A relationship where neither of you are real friends even though you know each other for far too long. You guys know each other fairly well but don't hang out or are actually into each other.
Just a way to friend zone someone.

girl: I love you.
guy: I'm sorry, we are just co-workers. We don't even hang out or talk much.

Co-Worker by BigJokesOnYou October 31, 2018

Working girl 

a prostitute(an alternative to terms like whore and slut)

I felt sick when I learned she was a working girl.

Working girl by Light Joker December 23, 2004

working out 

Masturbation

before he scored on his date he told her he was going to be "working out" first

working out by Villamondo March 26, 2017