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Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.
by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
mugGet the Wank n' spankmug.

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021
mugGet the hoover wankmug.

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge
What an album by wank therapy
by TheBL__ December 25, 2019
mugGet the Wank Therapymug.

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.
Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.
by peter gazer January 12, 2018
mugGet the diversity wankingmug.

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022
mugGet the Wank and Crankmug.

Wank

Sounds like something Satbir would say. filthy sod!
Ps those flapjacks are wank
Tasteless
by Satbir_filthy March 12, 2020
mugGet the Wankmug.

Wank Bank

by DB4LYFE January 17, 2015
mugGet the Wank Bankmug.

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