soggy waffle

somethingg you should never eat.

"never eat soggy waffles"

by jibmels December 18, 2022

Blue waffle

Trust me after years and years of research

You do not wanna search it up

1:“Hey”
2:”Hi”
1:”search up blue waffle ;)”
2:”ok”
2:”…”

by averygoodhandle December 26, 2022

Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House

Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”

by Gspspinone January 11, 2023

Waffles

A dog that loves lsd. Has security cameras for eyes. Reincarnation of Jerry Garcia. Best mom ever. Does not like car rides

Waffles had a baby and it’s wang popped off!

by Joelsmom January 13, 2023

Blue Waffle

A sexually transmitted disease that turns the girls vagina blue on the lips.

Never ever google this, you have been warned. Meaning don't ever search it up.
I got stds now I have a blue waffle.

by BBGNNS July 2, 2023

Molly waffle

Fuck a girl in the ass, then stick it in her vagina when shes on her period,the male cums. And she snorts molly off your dirty dick.

I knew I hit rock bottom when I asked my dealer for a molly waffle

by Kazow420 July 6, 2023

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023