turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

Turtle Time

That point during sex where you are going so slow from exhaustion that it is like your partner is a turtle.

It seems like Samantha is always in turtle time.

by xXJMKXx November 14, 2016

turtle head

Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

turtle

slang for hallucinogenic drug, salvia.

'Yo, comin to smoke some turtle?'
'Sure'

by Todong April 3, 2008

turtle muncher

someone who hassles someone else out on facebook even after they have been asked not to do so.

my friend thinks I'm stringing you along. My friend thinks you're a turtle muncher - I'm no turtle.

by Tweedlepee May 2, 2008

Turtle Up

Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city any can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage

OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. She total turtle up situation.

by jackrabbitslim May 2, 2014

awkward turtle

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"

random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"

by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007