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Doing a Josh

When the first women shows a man any attention, they fall head over heels in love.
"I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"

"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
by Poaks January 1, 2022
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Josh

A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.
Girl 1: See Josh over there?
Girl 2: Wait thats a man?
by Joshua Ketner April 1, 2025
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josh

a white guy who has respect fromm black guys for no reason at all
by jmajudd07 November 23, 2021
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Josh Webeck

The bestest most awesomest person ever he is such a chonk and
Josh Webeck please come to the front office
by Lyric WIlson May 26, 2022
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Josh

Josh is Jesus and God combined. If u fuck with him u will regret it. He also has a ginormas penis. He has also most likely fucked your mom, girlfriend, teacher, crush, aunt, and cousin. He is 10/10 times going to make the NBA. He prolly hates u as much as he hates those weird gay people who can't shut up about being gay and feminists.
Hot Girl: Josh is hot
Everyone on earth: No Shit
by Josh696969696969696969 July 14, 2020
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Josh

Josh is cool. He follows the example of our lord and savior, Shrek, and is the most coolest and amazing person you will ever meet. If you are dating a josh, leave him immediately as he is too good for you. Thanks :)
Is that a josh?

Yeah, he’s so handsome!

Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...

Same, but shrek will still guide us
by NBD | Ulti November 5, 2020
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Joshed

ho you just got joshed i told you not to send him any money
by NeveraBeenJoshed October 29, 2017
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