Sausage o'clock

A woman feeling extremely horny and wanting sex right now!

Get upstairs, it's sausage o'clock 😋

by E. Hitler September 29, 2022

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sausage suction

when you need to yank the big log out of your arsehole because it wont come out

Kai was on the toilet and needed to perform a sausage suction. He had a big black log hanging out of his arse

by vinniemuncher January 3, 2022

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Sausage

1. A food made of minced meat (usually pork) encased in a cylindrical skin, eaten fried, grilled, or boiled.
2. A penis.

1. Sausages are delicious!
2. Sausages are delicious!

by the random. January 6, 2022

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How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

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The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.

Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”

by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022

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