bean stalk

a horny bean; the epitome of clitoral arousal and erected-ness

lick my bean stalk!!!

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

Spill the beans

When a stripper gives someone an enjoyable lap dance and proceeds to defecate upon them before it's over

Sparkles will give my laphog a good grind but I hope she doesn't spill the beans.

by nasty nater June 10, 2015

jelly bean

To plave your anus on the tip of someones nose while they are sleeping.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Cool Beans

This is another term meaning "cool" used to show appreciation for something. It can be used liberally in most phrases and is considered more fun and exciting than it's simpler counterpart, when used in conversation.

1. "I'm going to come out tonight and have a drink with you."

"Cool Beans! See you soon."

2. "What do you think of my new coat!"

"It's Cool Beans. I like it!"

by Aredhel January 24, 2013

bean curd

someone who isn't very smart and is REALLY annoying and has not experienced a lot of the world. they are also very helpless.

"sam you left the tv on."
"you turn it off, i'm already in the other room."
"fine you little bean curd."

by googlyeyes: January 16, 2010

flip the bean

flip the bean is masterbatoin

lets go flip the bean bro
ok

by melanie urie December 18, 2017

beans and crackers

People who are part anglo or cocassion (Cracker) and hispanic mexican (Beaner). another word for a mut that is part white and mexican. also: Can O Beans and Crackers

Felipe:hey theres beans and crackers
Jarred:who jeremy?
Felipe:yea he is partly mexican and partly white, beaner and cracker

by Ronnie! October 27, 2005