glasses twat 

A somewhat nerdy, often academically gifted person who dislikes physical activity, and also happens to wear spectacles.

Mum: "Benny, why don't you go and join the local chess club?"
Benny: "No way am I going to hang around with those glasses twats."

glasses twat by Dr. Sven June 3, 2006

tweedle twat 

An affectionate name for your girlfriend.

Hi, I'd like you to meet my tweedle twat.

tweedle twat by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007

Alabama twat block 

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride

Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.

Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"

Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"

Alabama twat block by the wopfather May 14, 2008

twit-twat

A twit-twat is someone who insists on using his or her smartphone or any Internet device to look up information on whatever is being discussed, no matter how trivial or casual the subject matter is.

The word can also be used as a verb, such as when someone posts meaningless and trivial information online and insists on telling someone about it.

As a noun

Person 1: Do you remember who the lead singer of Enigma is?
Person 2: Hang on, let me check Wikipedia.
Person 1: You're such a twit-twat.

As a verb

Person 1: Did you guys check out that awesome commercial I just twit-twatted on Facebook?
Person 2: *sigh*

twit-twat by DBReed February 16, 2010

e-twat 

This is what a winrar person got called from faggots.

<Kayc> *post gore picture*
<Pussy> e-Twat!

e-twat by Diiick May 21, 2008

jiggly twat 

any girl with loose morals and/or a girl who has a sexual relation with a best friends man.

"she slept wit yo Boo?? What a jiggly Twat!!"

jiggly twat by jess klink June 29, 2008

Clam Twat 

Someone so incredibly lost and oblivious that they have been reduced to being called after a clam's vagina.

"Hey Marty!"

"Hey there, Clam Twat."

Clam Twat by sexysailor April 11, 2009