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Australian Kiss

The female version of teabagging by squating over someone while they are passed out and kissing them with your lips from down under.
You better take your shoes off or you'll get Australian Kisses.
by KC. Slip April 17, 2009
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irish kiss

when a man gives his wife/ girlfriend a black eye
the drunk gave his wife an irish kiss
by eric wiessmeyer January 9, 2008
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citrus kiss

An auto-erotic sex act in which a male nails or otherwise attaches a dildo to a wall or other similar structure and proceeds to use the dildo for self stimulation anal style. Named for the appearance of the participant's face during the act which often resembles the facial expression produced by sucking on a cut lemon.
Yo! I hear that dude is into some weird stuff man. Like citrus kisses.
by blahblahblahblahblah45 March 12, 2011
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Kiss of Death

When a couple in separate moving cars drives in close and kisses while the two cars speed on. An object approaching the cars, the couple will let go at the last possible minute as the cars swerve away.
Me and Katy are real daredevils! To prove it we drove on two sides of a street pole and preformed the kiss of death!
by Cyanide Cookies March 21, 2011
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Japanese Kiss

A kiss between two parties that requires the individual initiating the kiss to declare, "Hello Kitty!" just before their lips meet.
"I bet you a Japanese kiss that you won't put your hand on my lap again."
by Kero-Kero Keropi January 10, 2010
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Maryland Kiss

When a driver bumps into your car at low speed. Very common in Maryland, where poor driving is the norm.
I was stopped at a red light and this idiot gave me a Maryland Kiss. I didn't even HAVE to look at the plates to tell where he was from.
by Paddington Beard November 7, 2011
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Fart Kiss

When kissing someone one person puts their tongue into the other's mouth, making sure there are no gaps between eachother's lips, and blows into their mouth whilst using your tongue (as if blowing a raspberry) to make a farting noise.
*wants to surprise gf/bf*

*gives fart kiss*

*both laugh in hysterics at ridiculous noise coming from mouths*
by SG94 October 3, 2012
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