piss tank

an alcoholic.

Man, I'm such a piss tank.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

Monkey Piss

Any alchohol originating from Mexico.

Are you gay? I'd rather drink Old Style then drink that monkey piss.

by ACZxxx December 28, 2010

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

cobra piss

When men are so drunk they soil half the bathroom floor trying to aim for the toilet. Their swaing stands couses their dick to swing around lika a cobra..

"Oooooh! John whats all this on the bathroom floor."
"Oh shit, must have been Mike going for a cobra piss before he left last night"

by Sebboy September 28, 2006

Kicked in the piss

Getting not only kicked in the nuts, but the whole junk.

This phrase came to me in a dream. I pissed someone off, and they said "I will shoot you in the face and kick you in the piss"

Coldhandedman made someone mad, and got kicked in the piss

by Coldhandedman August 26, 2009

Rack of piss

a gutter rat of a female who displayes her bodily parts in tight cheap clothing for the adoration of drunk men in order to get her own way.

"look at that stinking rack of piss with her wabs out trying to push in the bar queue"

by Charlie198 August 4, 2006

Fem-piss

Fem-piss is a substance created in a woman's vagina, mostly in woman whom are very sexually active. The seaman in the vagina is broken down by the woman from doing kegal workouts into a runny liquid that is mostly clear.

it really turns me on when my wife saves up copious amounts of fem-piss for me to drink.

by Jiggy_puff August 31, 2015