Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.

George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 13, 2016

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Phone pooper

A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.

Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background

Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"

by defineer February 23, 2023

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Phone Fishing

when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car

"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"

by pour sugar outside November 03, 2020

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if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.

Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...

by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015

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