Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018

Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.

This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.

by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018

Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.

"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."

by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023

Old Man Ding

Old Man Ding is a paper-and-pencil game that has been widely circulated in mainland China since the 1980s. According to the jingle, the player draws an image of an old man by combining characters and graphics (including 丁”、“⚪”、“三”、“四”, etc.). There are various versions of the jingle due to different regions, and the first sentence of the game is mostly named after the nose drawn by "an old man Ding".

He looks like Old Man Ding

by antongjun April 27, 2023

old Timer's Adle

Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

8.5 year old

A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.

An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying

by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022