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spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.
chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands
by Nick54 November 12, 2006
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bisexual hands

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives
Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands
by bread infection October 21, 2005
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Hand Clap

Hey, let's hand clap. *high fives*
by Zephyr zenith May 24, 2018
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Hand Thrusting

A hand signal used when enfuriated to express to specific person(s) that they are aggrivating, annoying or perhaps jewish.

Hand thrusting can be done by putting one's hand in a fin like manor on their forehead, and swinging out violently toward the person(s) intended.
Blaine: You remember Yazmin's party?
Ryan: The one where i took my clothes off?
Blaine: Yeah, you remember her sister?
Ryan: Is she the so called "13 year old" that i would so totally do?
Blaine: Yeah! Ah, She could not have been 13!
Craig: What? 13 year old? I only really go for 12 year old's to be fair. Oh yeah, did I tell you that I've just been circumcised. Oh and by the way, I told your girlfriends family that you smoke, do drugs and hit girls.

Ryan: Did he just aggrevate, annoy and be jewish toward us?
Blaine: I think so..

Bryian: DICKHEAD *Hand thrusting*
by Bryian. February 25, 2009
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Shiting hand

Similar to wanking hand. It is the hand that someone uses to wipe their ass after they shit. They don't give 2 shits about cleaning that hand. It can be the same or different hand as the wanking hand, depending on the person. Do not shake it or you will face something that is worse than death. If you shake it, RIP XC. If the hand you shake is the wanking and shiting hand, I don't know what to say.
A: Don't shake his shiting hand *lolol*
B: But how do I know which is it?
A: How the hell should I know? If you shake it, RIP.
by Mr Confident June 26, 2016
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Lesbo hands

-Brie just clipped her nails
-Yooooo she got em lesbo hands now
by fluxleet December 28, 2020
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Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"
Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"
by colley301279 August 26, 2007
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