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Kevin

At the tender age of 14, he already found out he likes boys.
Kevin likes men.
by Skqittles March 18, 2022
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Kevin Weiss

Sex God. Lock up your girlfriends, cause he will steal them like he stole mine. I have never been more depressed than I am right now. I hate my life. Kevin Weiss is truly the alpha male of Keenan Hall
Have you ever seen a peen as big as the one on Kevin Weiss
by impeachthePres December 16, 2019
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kevin 11

The reason I watch ben 10 alien force
Kevin 11 : you gotta treat a woman like you treat a car

Gwen : go on

Kevin 11 : no I sense I’ve made a mistake
by Soulscythe May 28, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is a smaller man. Loves Ed Sheeran a sus amount and refers to himself as an “island boi” Men named Kevin often get humiliated at 2k by men named Nathan. Definitely the type of guy to refer to his pets as kids.
“Kevin got clapped at 2k again”
by blackhammern8 November 22, 2021
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Kevin and Felix

Cum chums, Bone bros, Brothers with benifits, smallest cocks in the universe.
Kevin and Felix is gay
by Fredrik1232414525 February 8, 2023
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kevin marco

Original Kevin Marco(fictional) is a murderer. He loves to torture people to 'be' something in this nothing world. The apple didn't fall far from the tree.

When I first heard of Kevin 'Happy' it was strange. I knew the fictional one and I wondered if it was a warning. And it was. He loved to torture people 'be' something in this nothing world.

Kevin Happy has a habit of harassing people. He doesn't understand boundaries. He's just as fake as his fictional self. I can't comprehend how someone like that is even exsisting. And why near me?

I must say it did give a me God complex. The way he acts is empowering. It makes me hate myself, but it makes me realize I am the one in power. I wrote him into existence. I have the rights to his name. That useless name.

In fiction Kevin had killed his gf out of rage, because their relationship was crumbling. Later, he wanted to do it again.

The blood just felt so amazing, so calming. It was a reminder that he was alive. The adrenaline was the best part. Killing gave him a rush.

I see all of these traits muted down in kevin Happy. He's just more of a failure.

I'm just saying, if I end up having to be the some to solve him, then no one's gonna like it. He gets on my nerves. He knows what he's doing. I just wanna show him what I can do. Like friends sharing interests.

He hands power right over to me. Right when he thinks he took it all, I will reclaim my crown. Except when I hold the crown, those peasants will praise ME more.
"Kevin Marco's sexually and verbally harassing his peers again"
by Kevin.Marco's.Emo.Girl.UwU April 22, 2022
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