jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

jizzakazi

The act of surprising a woman with unsolicited semen in her face at random. Preparation usually preformed elsewhere.

I jizzakazied a lady downtown and now I'm a registered sex offender.

by Seahorse Shit December 1, 2016

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

jizz wiggle

The act of shooting cum and watching it slowly run down a girls stomach after masterbating violently.

"Dude, I jizz wiggled on your mom last night and she licked it up"

by Tigwigger93 December 15, 2016

jizzator

Someone who cleans booths at erotica clubs.

This seat is sticky call the jizzator to clean it up.

by Bigdogzim March 10, 2017

Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.

Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.

by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017