how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

How it is!!

Words added to make a phrase. Like asking what's going on now, this is what's going on now, or a greeting within time in the now, present, current and today.
H- 8 O- 15 W- I- 9 T-20 I- 9 S-19 💯🤑

How it is!! Man! 😎 (Respond) It is, perfect! 😊

by Aztucieap85 January 6, 2025

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

How lose?

When you are farming somebody in a video game it is proper manners to demand to know after every death how they "lost that." The most effective way of doing this is constantly asking them "HOW" in the chat until they succumb to a rage fueled meltdown.

*headshots marvin*
walter: marvin how did you lose that?
marvin: what are you talking about yo-
water: HOW LOSE?
marvin: I SAID I-
water: HOWWW???
*marvin ragequits*

by runxc September 13, 2022

How tf

a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*

How tf

How tf did you break into my house

by Ncthh5 June 12, 2022

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

How do I place an order?

To place an order, add your desired products to the cart and proceed to checkout by entering
your shipping and contact information. Payment instructions will be provided at this stage.

How do I place an order?

by ammyjackson May 27, 2025