Similar to a cock block, this is the act of walking in someone (usually a male friend) while they are having sex, to stop them from making it all the way.
Guy 1: "I was rooting this chick the other night, I was about to blow but my mate walked in and totally cum blocked me."
Guy 2: "Tough luck man."
Guy 2: "Tough luck man."
by mr.seed May 16, 2008
Get the cum block mug.When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.
Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!
by cumcougher10000 December 6, 2010
Get the Cum Cough mug.An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
by MattBomb October 11, 2009
Get the Cum Tooter mug.noun: after blasting a fierce load, and if some is left to dry on the receiving person's body, a flaky, scab-like scratch-off will result.
I pulled out and blew my load all over the place! Later on that day, I saw a cum scab on that Trina's neck!!!
by IceHooker April 27, 2011
Get the cum scab mug.Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.
by published July 29, 2009
Get the Cum Gremlin mug.When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.
by Kamron the meme man March 15, 2018
Get the Cum fart mug.Unable to reach climax. A male who cannot ejaculate because of nervousness. Often associated with ones first sexual experiences.
Deena said that Andreas was so nervous that they fucked for over an hour without him spritzing. He was certainly cum shy.
by mike culhane December 20, 2007
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