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cum block

Similar to a cock block, this is the act of walking in someone (usually a male friend) while they are having sex, to stop them from making it all the way.
Guy 1: "I was rooting this chick the other night, I was about to blow but my mate walked in and totally cum blocked me."

Guy 2: "Tough luck man."
by mr.seed May 16, 2008
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Cum Cough

When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.
Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!
by cumcougher10000 December 6, 2010
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Cum Tooter

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
by MattBomb October 11, 2009
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cum scab

noun: after blasting a fierce load, and if some is left to dry on the receiving person's body, a flaky, scab-like scratch-off will result.
I pulled out and blew my load all over the place! Later on that day, I saw a cum scab on that Trina's neck!!!
by IceHooker April 27, 2011
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Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.
The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!
by published July 29, 2009
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Cum fart

When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.
Come on Robert I’m hungry let’s cum fart
by Kamron the meme man March 15, 2018
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cum shy

Unable to reach climax. A male who cannot ejaculate because of nervousness. Often associated with ones first sexual experiences.
Deena said that Andreas was so nervous that they fucked for over an hour without him spritzing. He was certainly cum shy.
by mike culhane December 20, 2007
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