cow

mammal who drinks 2,000 gallons of milk and then proceeds to milk itself.

look at that cow

by cowmilkingitself June 5, 2019

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

Cow

1: A Animal that makes milk
2: Very fat person

1: My Dad's *Cow* makes white milk
2: My Girlfriend is a *Cow*

by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021

algaan cow

the greatest ant best rapper of genz from noide jaypee greens area

that guy is a total algaan cow

by snompito September 13, 2024