Chris Crinkle 

Chris Crinkle (Noun)
And inflatable Santa Clause lawn or roof onament that is partially or completely deflated.

Thanks to the neighbor kid's bb gun I am now the proud owner of Chris Crinkle.

Chris Crinkle by coctopus January 8, 2007

Chris Brown 

The act of committing domestic violence in a dancey, high energy way.

Tim - "Dude, why is your face bruised up?"
Mike - "Shelly kicked me in the face eight times while she was dancing, she went totally Chris Brown on me"

Chris Brown by Sherlock24 April 7, 2009

Chris Brown 

a very high level of anger.

Synonyms: fury, rage, vehemence, wrath

"On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad are you?"

Chris Brown by lucreamer February 22, 2010

Chris Angel 

Flipen sweet street magician.

"Dude, Chris Angel kicks David Blaine's ass."

Chris Angel by darealmindfreak June 11, 2006

chris brown 

former r&b teen heartthrob, once loved for his voice and dance moves, now only known for going insane and pounding on his sweet, bajan girlfriend; a crazy woman beater.

my girlfriend was sassing me all day. i didnt just free the beast on her...i chris brown'd that bitch!

chris brown by bananapunch March 7, 2009

chris deacon 

Chris Deacon is a legitly legit balla. He has many, many STDs, including some which have never been discovered outside of his giant pants.

He is also a world-renowned porn director.

I got chris deaconed and my penis turned green.

chris deacon by Sandal Dick December 29, 2007

Chris Brown 

To kick ones ass ie... Rhianna

"yo Tom. I was at the bar last night and some guy kicked the shit out of his girl"
" Oh so he Chris browned her ass"

Chris Brown by joshyboy199 March 10, 2009