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circus peanuts

what you get paid when working for a circus of an organizations. a further expression of being paid "peanuts"
Oh it's ok except I'm being paid in circus peanuts
by reginamicia March 5, 2011
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circumcised

One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
Sir Cumsized once humiliated me in public at the local tavern.
by T-Jayzel May 27, 2005
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circusprovo

dont believe anything that chap says he is a circusprovo
by Kevin October 9, 2003
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circle bang

The process of spinning your head in a buff & manly 360 degree motion. This is usually undertaken in a heated, agressive manner in appreciation to music of a heavy, violent nature. This action displays ego and muscle mass in the most hostile hardcore pits.
Holy shit i love Superjoint,what a fucking breakdown... lets circle bang fellas!
by Hanson Anselmo May 9, 2008
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flea circus

Fat lazy adult boy who thinks he's grownup but in reality still depends on his momma to do every thing for him while he plays video games and lives rent free in the basement going nowhere becoming nothing and growing bigger not growing up!
Only a special flea circus has its own peanut gallery
by Real God April 5, 2015
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Circle Of Life

As the male climaxes into the female's mouth, the female proceeds to suck in and spit out the seamen numerous times. After the deed is done, she stores the cum inside of a jar and keeps it into her fridge. She later uses it as a condiment when making snacks such as sandwiches and tacos, mixing the cum with the original snack ingredients, and the hair from her beastly ass. She repeats this process every time she blows an individual.
Simba's first step to making a Circle Of Life burger was storing Wiz's hot seamen from the previous blow job she had given him. Tasty pudding indeed.
by Tasty pudding August 18, 2011
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Full Circle

The act of getting full from standing in the center of a circle jerk and consuming the semen that is ejaculated from all the participants.
Honey, I'm gonna skip dinner tonight. I don't have much of an appetite after that full circle from earlier today.
by Krazymofo73 March 5, 2015
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