Baked

When you’re sooooo tired that you can’t function at all.. so you it looks like you’re high but you’re just really tired

Damn you looked baked before u took that nap

by jálanos sinsizisns November 7, 2019

Baked

Being extremely tired and acting stupid

“omg did you see sally, she was so baked after her soccer game”

by jálanos sinsizisns November 7, 2019

Baked

The effect of smoking or consuming a lot of marijuana. It’s more than just getting high.

“Kyle was so baked last night after he ate all of the weed brownies.”

by Fatburgrluvinfeetus November 8, 2019

Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.

“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”

by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020

baked weed

The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.

Bro lets bong the leftover baked weed - I'm broke as fuck

by MKChongz February 10, 2020

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

Baker

Bakers tend to have very small pps. Stay away if you’re looking for a stable, reliable relationship.

Girl 1: oh who are you dating?
Girl 2: Baker. I think I’m going to break up with him *🤏🏻*

by Babysharkdododododo April 27, 2020