truck boner 

Getting a boner while jamming to sexy music and riding in a big macho truck

Damn it Sky Guy I got another f*ckn truck boner

truck boner by Space Pirate Ninja November 14, 2016

Jean Boner 

When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).

Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.

Jean Boner by Candygem729 November 14, 2016

Crippling Boner 

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

Crippling Boner by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

bionic boner 

A massive raging hard on that lasts for hours and hours.

I'm locked, cocked, and ready to rock my bionic boner after a night of chillin on the jig.

bionic boner by Comanche February 17, 2017

score boner 

The hard on a player, of a game, gets before an almost impossible to miss goal/score is presented.

Mark had such a Score Boner as the Rocket League ball bounced out front of a empty net.

score boner by KEQ September 17, 2017

stoke boner 

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.

"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"

stoke boner by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

Nerd Boner 

A nerdy attraction to a game or comic

Yo, I have such a nerd boner for the new Monster Hunter game

Nerd Boner by Purest Dragon December 15, 2017