A place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and dildos from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. Completely unbearable between May and November. At night, you can count on bumfights, guidofights and retards howling drunk. The hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. Not a good place to meet singles. More than half of everyone there is'nt single. Not a weed friendly place either because A; its in florida and B; they make more than enough on alcohol.
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A group of friends that have similar sexual desires and play fortnite together on a daily. One requirement would be to properly ghost inhale a vape.
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by ellaly.rose July 18, 2018
Get the coconuts on sandy beaches mug.the most annoying group of friends ever. they think they are so relevant but literally nobody likes them. they wear clout goggles to school and say words such as “obvi” and think they are cool. they snuggle with their boyfriends and post it all over snapchat and they think it’s so cool like honestly nobody cares.
girl 1: ew the pep squad/main beaches are so weird
girl 2: yeah they think everyone wants to be them like honestly ew
girl 2: yeah they think everyone wants to be them like honestly ew
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