Someone with such a huge penis that they have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow. The dick slogger is a bit of an urban legend, but the mere possibility of his existence makes ladies cream.
Alison: Hey, tell me about your friend Jordan
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!
Drew: All you need to know is that he's a real dick slogger
Alison: (✿◠‿◠) !!!!!!
by Cpt Obveeous October 17, 2015

by ICANCUMFASTERTHANYOULOSSER January 3, 2022

When a female (Or gay man) Gets so angry at their cheating significant other they begin thinking about all the dicks they're going to suck to get revenge.
"Oooohhhh, I'm so dick sucking angry right now Karen. Carl's cheating on me again. I think I'll hit up his cousin Trevor and see how he likes that."
"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"
"Get that dick Girl! Wooo!"
by VandalCameron November 28, 2018

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022

by Dick doodle March 7, 2025

by The bro code 420 May 6, 2018

by @bitch_🤏 January 2, 2020
