croaked dick

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.

“Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”

by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Dick: on

Dick in the 'on' position. Very interested

She told me her boyfriend is good in bed, I replied "dick: on!"

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

Sandy dick

Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.

The dude got a Sandy dick

by Eneses February 21, 2019

Big dick

Basically a big cock

Jimmy: I have a Big dick
Carl:cool

by I ate your parents August 21, 2021

vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb June 16, 2016