Dick night lolol

When your female friend is after several cocks and finally finds one to latch on to for the night.

Omg is it dick night lolol?

by Slitkilla6969 August 15, 2025

Dick fatigue

Penis (or Vagina) Fatigue (informal)

A colloquial term describing the phenomenon where prolonged sexual familiarity with the same partner may lead to reduced excitement, novelty, or desire for that partner’s genitalia, prompting interest in variety or different partners. Similar to palate fatigue in food and wine tasting, this reflects a form of sensory and psychological adaptation: overexposure to the same stimulus diminishes perceived intensity and pleasure.

Girl, I’ve been with my man for so long I’m getting dick fatigue, I think it’s time for a change.

by Muybeno August 18, 2025

Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.

Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!

by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025

Whole animal dick energy

when a circumcised dude compares/ references the intact penis (uncircumcised ) as a wild animal (Anteater, Aardvark, Naked Mole Rat and etc.). It should be taken as a compliment.

Butthead: “I'm so glad my mom had me circumcised.
I'd hate to have a little aardvark between my legs.”
Beavis: “What?! You’re just mad that my schlong has whole animal dick energy!”

by Honey Badger 28 August 20, 2025

Dick Twizzler

To fire off a low effort joke and receive a better response than it deserves.

Sam: Did you hear Carson's bit on doors? It was a real Dick Twizzler of a joke he's mad we laughed at all

by scivibes August 20, 2025

dick licker

dick licker (noun, slang, derogatory)
1. A person (most often a girl) who is boy-obsessed and constantly seeks male attention by flattering, pleasing, or agreeing with guys.
2. Synonym for pick me girl, but with stronger negative connotation.

Example:
“She’s such a dick licker, she laughs at every single thing he says just to get noticed.”

by 69lala69 August 22, 2025

Clanker Dick

Someone who has surgery or artificially enhances their dick to grow/enlarge it

"You know Luis, He apparently has a Clanker Dick."

by tyu90oihgfghjklkjhgf August 24, 2025