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Dick jacket

“I brought some dick jackets tonight
by Frow horker March 2, 2019
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floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
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Dick peakers

A new clothing fashion where a guy wears jeans but no underwear and there is at least one hole around the crotch are where if you look closely you can get a glimpse of his dick.
I got a new pair of dick peakers.
by judge dredd7 October 25, 2012
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benjamin button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
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Dick Extender

This refers to a camera or video recorder that has at least a 10x optical zoom.
So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 2, 2010
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shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
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Dick

1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods
by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017
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