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Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt
Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….
by Albee100 February 1, 2025
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Dick toy

A dick toy is a big ass that sits on a dick all the time and bounces on it.
Clara Webb is San example of a dick toy
by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019
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Dick

by Dixerect June 2, 2021
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hippo dick

A huge black dick that is over 10 inches long
Damn dat guy got a hippo dick
by Dattboi December 27, 2017
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Dick Bitch

When your significant other is being incredibly rude towards you and you don’t want to make them mad
*Girlfriend ignoring partner* their partner: “you’re such a Dick Bitch”
by Clint orus October 16, 2020
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Dick Validator

"Dick Validator" (Noun):
A whimsical term referring to a man in a humorous context. In this creative concept, the term suggests a man is responsible for affirming or confirming adherence to stereotypical notions of masculinity. It is used in a “Manly” fashion and in a satirical manner to denote the act of granting a figurative seal of approval to actions or traits deemed conventionally "Manly." Dick Validators may also be referred to as the “Manus” (Man-Iss) in some social settings. This term is not associated with any legitimate validation process or formal recognition in reality.
"As Little Johnny reached the age of thirteen, his quirky family decided to celebrate his transition to adolescence with a whimsical ceremony. In a lighthearted gesture, Uncle Bob, adorned with a comically oversized mustache, assumed the role of the 'Dick Validator,' playfully assessing Johnny's ability to tie a tie, throw a punch, and open a stubborn pickle jar. The family laughed as Uncle Bob, in a 'Manly' fashion, bestowed a mockingly serious 'Manus' seal of approval, officially recognizing Johnny's entrance into the realm of stereotypical masculinity."
by BB COOL November 15, 2023
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Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.
"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"
by grimpin1 March 13, 2018
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