Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

DICK

A male Part used during intercourse or name for and asshole

Person 1: Damn that teacher was a dick
Person 2: No he was a asshole

by Jon_SNOW69 March 7, 2022

Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.

My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.

by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022

computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021

Trial Dick

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.

Hit me up if you want some trial dick.

by Jdubllu May 14, 2021

Sucking Dick

The act of shotgunning a hard seltzer instead of a beer.

I sucked 12 dicks last night. I was wasted by the 8th Dick but I just love sucking dick so much I couldn’t stop. Sucked dick till I passed out.

“Hey, who wants to suck a dick with me?”

by JamesT67K May 14, 2021