Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.

Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah

by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.

Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

Fucking Cunt Ass Bitch

A generally stupid person, rarely used as a joke, a cunt is the worst thing you can call someone.

“Bro you’re so goofy shut the fuck up you fucking cunt ass bitch😹😹”

by Hsbshsjbudns1838 September 2, 2022

Goofy ass person

A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent

'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'

by HopefullyGood November 20, 2022

Slick Ass Nigga

A nigga who is smooth as hell, but is also a menace to society. Not to be confused with a smooth dude whatsoever.

Girl: Hey go talk to him he cute as hell.
Girl 2: I did and is one Slick Ass Nigga he for the streets

by WomenDeserveMore February 27, 2022

5 Minute Ass Bitch

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch

Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020