dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks

*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”

by pussy crust January 29, 2018

vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

Young dagger dick

A long ass dick with a lot of gurt that will make yo daughter scream 🍑

#wholelottadaggerdick

Young dagger dick are good for u

by Jamari07 March 2, 2019

Dick

What guys have

His dick was super hard

by Fuecolord1 December 15, 2024

Dick cheese

Yo dick stink nigga

“Dick cheese ass nigga” “U smell like dick cheese”

by BreezyZxl March 10, 2021

tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut

dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick

by blakesmittty May 13, 2017

Dick on the pedestal

Putting your dick on the pedestal is to operate in such a manner that you make women work for your dick instead of just giving it away.

The opposite of pussy whipped~

Also referred to as operation D.O.P.

I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.

Dick on the pedestal, adjective used to describe tactics that make girls work for your dick. The opposite of being whipped.

Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.

I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.

Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’

by Peacepuff December 12, 2021