schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

Dick

A thing that only boys have and what you can fuck with but use safety or if u want to be a father FUCK STRAIGHT IN

Person; Man having a dick is hard *THE END*

by Mr.Gamejolt user 69 August 20, 2022

Dick Flour

An accumulation of flour-esque residue located on the male genitalia, most often in and around folds.

Is that toe cheese on your penis or just some dick flour?

by Grainy March 16, 2013

Riri's dick

Unless many think, Marie is a top. Their dick is quite enormous, massive and humongus. Anyone would bottom for them.

"Oh my god I just had the best night of my life with Riri's dick!"
"No way I'm jealous!"

by ririgotthetoppestdickever February 20, 2023

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

dick

a nickname and definetely not what you are thinking about right now

teacher: hi everyone let me show you this dick
teacher: can you please let richard go back to his seat

by ryuk is hot af🥵 September 12, 2021

Dick-love

A gay relationship between two people named Richard.

(Dick is a shorter version of the name Richard)

Richard: hey babe
Other Richard: hey *kisses Richard*
Joe: I guess you could say there's dick-love between y'all

by xxalex September 29, 2021