can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

My Hero Academia

An anime/manga where everyone in the fandom apparently thinks deku likes bakugo

named person: what’s your favorite anime?
another named person: My Hero Academia
named person: the fandom is filled with the most out of touch with reality people
another named person: glad I’m not in it

by omgwhatiswhy June 15, 2023

my go cart

A dumb xbox player that rages and his name is Samuel and his friends name is Brock and he is ugly.

My go cart is a bad xbox player.

by Egg maniac man April 6, 2017

crash my party

when the police swoop in on you

You wanna crash my party?
"Yes."

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break

Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first

by styn December 10, 2021

my cry

when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)

1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me

2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>

by anonymous November 6, 2020

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017