Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019

Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball

So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...

by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015

Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015

Milk boner

When you take a swig of milk or any food or drink with lactose in it Andrea you get a massive sex drive

God damn I could really go for some puss... I just drank a 18oz glass of milk and I got a milk boner

by Mr. Billie jean September 13, 2017

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018