Long Dong Willie

A black man with some form of the verb "Willis" in his name. Willis meaning "to dangle." A "Long Dong Willie" is a man with an irregularly large penis.

There is one long dong willie living today located in central North America. This LDW is Barry "THE DONG" Willis. This individual spends his time in strip clubs picking up other people's money off the floor and giving it back to the stripper.

Barry Willis

Alias used are...

The Dong
Long Dong Willie
The Grim Reaper
Long Dong

Height: 5'9"
Weight: 163
Age:18
Penis: 2'

by WTBHeals December 2, 2011

willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".

Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"

by Willy wisher March 23, 2017

tugboat willy

When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle

The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy

by Kitszo October 16, 2020

Wet Willy

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ear after oral sex.

Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.

by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017

Willy male

A man who has many of the physical and social features a woman desires, commonly found in an alpha male, such as money, fame, looks, height, humor, social skills. Yet still acts like a beta male even though they should have all the alpha features to help them grow beyond a beta male.

Damn, I always knew Will Smith was a willy male after seeing how obedient he is to his wife.

by Username_ampersand March 27, 2022

Willy

What likkle kids say if their mum isnt home

Suck my willy you bumhole

by YT Slurpy September 9, 2018

shet willy

When you give a wet willy, but you use your ass sweat to provide the moisture

Cathy, how was your summer?

Absolutely terrible, my uncle gave me a shet willy

Ewwwwww

by luke1myafada June 4, 2023