Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

W-Willie-Cap

W-Willie-Cap is a word you will use after you successfully spread misinformation and get your friends or peers to believe it,

"Dude did you hear he's dating a skinny chick?" "WHAT?! No way I could've sworn he only liked fat girls" "Hahaha gotcha bro that was W-Willie-cap

by Joseph Helmer April 18, 2024

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

Willy Jeffy

To use a rolled up cigar of tobacco or marijuana in a sexual act to penetrate the vagina or anus, then light it in your mouth.

Man, I heard he pulled a Willy Jeffy on his secretary.

by Disobiwan April 14, 2021

Willy badge

When a white man beats up a black man and takes his license as a trophy.

Back in the day I’d hit the bars and collect Willy badges.

by N9NE January 19, 2024

White Willy

When someone busts a nut in your ear.

I gave my girl a white willy when she looked away at the last second.

by Qhyp June 16, 2020

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021