willy out

to get out of a class because it's too hard. Coined by a friend named William, who promptly got out of AP Chemistry because it was too hard.

"Is this class too hard for you?"
"Are you going to willy out?"

by abel(notmyrealname)rendon February 3, 2014

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Willies

case of the convulsive shivers that men experience when hit on by a creepy girl.

Ben got hit by a case of the willies when the ugly waiter at hooters walked away.

by bigbubba14 May 16, 2018

Willi Jones

A absolute tank of a nigga

You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga

by Willi Jones October 30, 2019

appreciating willie

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."

by Lefty Palmer January 10, 2012

Willie

A fat ass nigga who eat all the food

God damn Willie is fat he just ate 10 hot and spicy

by Stopppppññ May 12, 2020

free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"

Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024