Twat Waffle

Calling someone stupid or disliking them so calling them a twatwaffle makes you feel better

Someone slapped me so I called them a Twat Waffle

by Sorry hehshebs May 19, 2018

Waffle nutter

One who cums in/ on a waffle iron

Tims a freaking waffle nutter??!!

by Alfa bravo team December 14, 2016

Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.

Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!

by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024