Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.
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by Hello123toes April 27, 2024
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Get the Sausage Toe mug.Grandma asks: What is a Camel Toe?
Grandpa replies: It’s what happens when you wear those gray sweatpants.
…said at Grand daughter’s 1st Birthday
Since said by a grandma it has been coined Gramel Toe
Grandpa replies: It’s what happens when you wear those gray sweatpants.
…said at Grand daughter’s 1st Birthday
Since said by a grandma it has been coined Gramel Toe
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Get the toe in the yoghurt mug.Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.
(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...
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Get the Camel-Toe Kamala mug.The toe next to the big toe, between the big toe and middle toe.
Often becomes a hammer, mallet, or claw toe.
The digger toe is vital for planting and cutting in Sports.
Often becomes a hammer, mallet, or claw toe.
The digger toe is vital for planting and cutting in Sports.
by PointSpecial6 November 28, 2024
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I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.
I've never heard Brachydactyly type D get called a "toe thumb" before. Toes do not look like that. Average people's thumbs look more like toes than thumbs with Brachydactyly type D.
Monkey feet are so cute! Look at its little toe thumb.
My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.
My toes do not look like Megan Fox's thumbs. She has baby thumbs. Not toe thumbs.
by chFree77 December 2, 2024
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