Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell

“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”

by groupchatname October 10, 2023

Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018

Max

A sexy man with a big penis

oh my maxs penis is so hot and big

by maxs big penis December 10, 2021

Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Max

Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce

Max is a ponce

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Max H

Skinny af and plays football

"That guy is such a Max H"

by kirilg April 6, 2022

Max

A boys name. Who cant be gorgeous.

"Whoa u see him benji!?"
"Yea john! Hes so cool! Who is he??"
"Thats max!"

by Cherinmemberships January 7, 2019