Rusty Car

Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.
I bought my son a rusty car for graduation.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 16, 2015
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Rusty Remington

When you are banging a girl in the ass and you have poo on your meat rifle when you pull out.
"I was banging Darla in the ass and when I popped it out I realized she gave me a Rusty Remington
by MeatmissleMW1995 June 13, 2022
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rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots
Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...
by Life according to Beau April 26, 2021
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Rusty Sausage

A sausage that has been dipped in dirty toilet water, then fed to an unsuspecting victim.
Dude, Russ fed me a rusty sausage , but he told me it was fresh off the grill!
by Cronklet November 15, 2017
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rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
by DerHoffMan April 10, 2016
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Rusty Marino

Adjective. A cocktail which was popularized by police pubs and contains vodka, light rum, maraschino cherry, and cream of sumyungguy floating on top, served during Happy Hour only.
"I enjoy dining out and good conversation over a Rusty Marino at the local dive bar."
by ᙅYᙖᙓᖇ ᗪOᙅ™ April 22, 2020
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Rustyed

The epitome of getting absolutely fucked off to the point of death or worse.
I was saddened to learn that my uncle got rustyed today. He died too soon. RIP
by JoejoeballZ September 08, 2021
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