Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James, They always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 30, 2021

bob's your uncle

uh i guess bob is your uncle or something

"Bob's your uncle mate!"
What the fuck?

by Bob (your uncle) January 6, 2022

two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

your coworker Bob

The person Urban Dictionary always wants you to buy stuff for.

Urban Dictionary: hEy, bUy A mUg FoR yOuR cOwOrKeR bOb
Me: no u

by mrkia August 6, 2020

Jay And Silent Bob

Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands

Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....

by TreyGanzCCG June 12, 2018

This Is Bob (2021 Ver.)

░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ This tank & Bob are against

█████████████████ ☻ removing the dislike button
Il███████████████████... ▌︻╦╤─ Copy and Paste this all over
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.... / \ YouTube if you are with us

It's starting all over again... Even 13 years later

Context: In 2008 people were angry because youtube required you to get a google+ account to comment on youtube and they started spamming this on comments.

Someone will post this on a youtube video. ANY video

This is bob (2021 Ver.)

by mojo3 December 14, 2021

Bob Little Man

The private part of a crazy sex fiend.

Bob Little Man hangs with someone who masturbates in pictures...

by Obsessed person January 30, 2009