Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 16, 2015
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by Life according to Beau April 26, 2021
by Cronklet November 15, 2017
When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you
by JDNegan74 June 16, 2018
1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
by DerHoffMan April 10, 2016