ironing your cookie

A euphamism for "gettin' your groove on". This can mean either on your own..or with a friend ;).

"Chou is ironing her cookie."

by theluggage October 18, 2004

jamaican ass cookie

Jamaican ass cookie is a slang definition for someone with the name “hope”

Jamaican ass cookie is so prude

by The real spud January 14, 2018

boy scout cookie

The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.

Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.

by RuinousPowersOfChildhood January 2, 2018

Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain

Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant

Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

Earl grey cookie

and extremely hot cookie
hes a cookie of darkness
uh
pls one chance earl grey😍😍

me: "have you SEEN earl grey cookie??? Hes so hot!!!
kingdom only:"who tf is that"

by Earlgreyandadventurerr34 December 30, 2021

steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.

"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."

by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023