Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.

I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.

by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011

Shit-niggery

Noun.

Foolish or silly behaviour, often associated with acts typically committed by a nigger.

"Where'd my bike go? What kind of shit-niggery is this?"

by Voldemort's whore January 20, 2013

Shit Onion

A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.

When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.

by MarleyDog April 1, 2016

shit trawler

A boat full of shitsticks

The shit trawler has come into port with a prime load of shitsticks.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

by Tjimå February 28, 2022

Shit Scud

Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.

Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.

by cynz October 16, 2008

Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts

Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts

by NuggBorger June 17, 2018